e-schmutz

Assorted dust and food particles that collect inside of usb ports and headphone jacks, causing them to fail.

These college kids have all kinds of food wrappers and everything else in their bags. That gets on their usb drives and eventually the e-schmutz buildup causes usb jacks on the library computers to fail.

by Bob the computer guy October 8, 2015

schmetalhead

a person with a head made of both skin and metal, a lesser form of cyborg.... the term schmetal 'ead is seen as a compliement and greatly recieved

sch-metal-head....sch...german...metal.....= metal...and head for head

by Limbo bob May 25, 2005

schmitinator

This is when you are fucking doggy style on the beach, take your dick out, dip it in the sand, then insert it into the ass and yell bergit in a high pitched voice.

man, I dipped that shit in the sand and caught her with a surprise bergit, schmitinator style!

by nelvinbibbons May 26, 2010

Schmetesicle

A tiny dick.

The man on the left has a Schmetesicle. The man on the right has a huge one.

by Supermanmaninthebox December 2, 2010

schmetto

shockingly getto

That wal-mart is so "schmetto" I won't set foot in it.

by HolRocks December 11, 2010

schmtasblished

Argument against whether an object or saying is or was established.

Established, schmtasblished

by lola chung December 14, 2010

Schmatle

Very small object. A cross between small and little.

Tis a schmatle car ya have there mikey!

by The Almera boyz March 26, 2011