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[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.
"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!
by Chris June 17, 2006
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salmon roll

when your girlfriend is pregnant you masturbate and cum in her vagina
" hello welcome to Wang's sushi bar would you like a salmon roll"
by sha-neigh-neigh May 24, 2008
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salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.
I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.
by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009
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ginger salmon

A famous term given to hoobastanks around your neighborhood. Commonly misconcieved by people as possesing red hair. Truly, only a small percent of ginger salmon posess red hair as an attribute; however most giner salmon are devilishly attractive, while at the same time poop and lift weights. These cunt-like tendancies are found attractive to only men such as shanthamothaf*ckinbird and Michael T. Mueller. These men are at times bi-sexual in nature, but loving towards all creatures.
Pat- Hey Shan, have you seen alex diverde lately??

Shan- Naww, he's at the club gettin his ginger salmon on with the hermaphrodites ;) :P lol :)
by SCALLHOGEN BISCUIT August 8, 2010
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salmons

Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.
Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.
by Denmark-Dan December 3, 2006
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salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.
Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.
by Destroy89 June 11, 2006
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Alaskan Salmon Catcher

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.
GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.
by emgigi July 7, 2009
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