salty meatball

When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth

We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball

by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013

Salty Ramos

When an individual in a relationship goes out and has anal sex different partner only to return back to his significant other, without washing his dick, to get a blowjob .. she has no idea!!

Randy came back from the club and gave his wife a salty ramos

by RDTV75 November 22, 2011

Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.

Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Salty Cucumber

Dick, Penis, Schlong, Johnson

Sylwia loved Chris' salty cucumber so much although the doctors were very concerned with the sores

by SanderVO August 17, 2016

Salty Simba

a male ejaculating over someone's forehead from one side to another saying "Simba"

can I do a salty Simba

by pineapple juice 03 October 22, 2022

Salty Palmer

The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.

Bitch wouldn't let me cum in her so I gave her the salty palmer.

by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011

The Salty Senorita

After your girl gets done exercising, and sweating, you put lime on her vagina and then go down on her. The salty taste from the sweat and lime makes it THE SALTY SENORITA.

When my girl got home from her run I was CRAVING The Salty Senorita.

by Si Senor May 25, 2016