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There Are No Safe Spaces

What the homeless guy said to me before he bent me right over. and Noah flipped out his phone.
AHH NOAH WHY
HOMELESS MAN:THERE ARE NO SAFE SPACES
by sachadergrosse January 18, 2019
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safety safe

A place where nothing can happen to you when you use drugs such as acid. the sofa is always a safety safe
My friend semore was on acid and he thought the plant was a monster atacking him. it was saying "feed me semore". i had to wrap him in a blanket and explain that monsters couldnt penatrate a blanket.
I had to drag him back to his safety safe.
by who gives a crap March 22, 2008
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Rock Safe

The interlocking of two hands in the rock position.
'Man that band was awesome......gimme some Rock Safe '
by Hollington April 1, 2009
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I was FUCKING safe!

The most famous words ever uttered in baseball towards the umpire
"What?! he didn't even catch the ball! I was FUCKING safe!"
by Dr. Stark October 13, 2009
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French Safe

A very old name for a condom.
"Don't bang her without a french safe."
by airbourne legs December 17, 2012
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work-safe

refers to an internet website. Something "work-safe" will not get you fired if your boss or coworker's see it on your browzer. porno or anything with images of nude people, for example, is definately not "work-safe"
FARM SLUTS ON ICE : not work-safe
by MaSh92587 May 8, 2005
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Assembly-safe Shuriken

Any small but dense food item served as an hors d'oeuvres at a wedding; the Spinach Vomit-bomb is the most common type of Assembly-safe Shuriken. Since there are always dozens of these left over when the cocktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests - which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. Typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 Wal-Mart sneakers into the frame.
"Aunt May was being a total douchehound so I pegged that bitch in the head with an Assembly-safe Shuriken. Now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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