Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.

Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.

by Blow4Now April 22, 2009

Buckeye Surprise

Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.

...looks at phone...clicks inbox....BUCKEYE SURPRISE...throw phone at wall.

by Shin Soo Choo June 3, 2009

Surprise Lettuce

The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.

Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.

"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"

by Jenna LO February 11, 2013

surprise handjob

When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk

"dude, i just totally surprise handjobed josh, he is so gay now"

by Dj Horan March 9, 2012

graham surprise

When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.

it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'

by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016

surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.

"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"

by Zombri507 April 24, 2014

surprise cock

In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.

I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.

by Eric Ha March 30, 2015