Jitter squirts

a nervous high pressure discharge of loose stool while hovering over a out house bowl.

I would use the shitter but Tim Bear got the jitter squirts before the ride.

by squirt nap May 22, 2008

Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

muff squirt

When your muffin(vagina) squirts.

Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!

by Muff squirt expert August 12, 2017

squirt bottle

A hood definition of a person who masturbate and drinks alcohol.

Whoa that dude in that house is a squirt bottle nevers calls for my bitches.

by handle123 November 09, 2019

pop a squirt

like popping a squat, except peeing; popping a squirt.

Person 1: Aw man, I really gotta pop a squirt!
Person 2: Go to the bathroom, quick!

by juliacrockett May 24, 2021

Poop Squirt

The occurrence of liquid coming out of one’s anal sphincter during flatulence.

Joe: *Farts*

Also Joe: “Bro that sh*t felt weird.

Zach: “How do you mean.”
Joe: “I just farted liquid.”
Zach: “Go check your underpants retard, you probably just poop squirted.”

by ILoveZachC February 23, 2021

Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face

Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?

by C_rizzle October 27, 2017