chees ritual

a ritual performed occasionally, or every once in a while, where one goes to *le fridge* and grabs a slice of chees, and smells it intensely for like a minute before eating it. it is an enrichment activity, and is performed by alpha males, such as myself, the founder of the chees ritual.

(W person): hey i saw she was doing the chees ritual

(W person 2) she's such an alpha male
(gnome runs past camera really fast): what the heck. did we catch that on camera?
(person with iq of 200): i often help people and do not engage in cyber bullying, i promote kind behaviour towards others and stand against injustice and discrimination. also tomato soup is sooooo good

by Silly goob :3 July 20, 2024

Post-ritual depression

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual

Also know as post-papa depression.

Man, the post-ritual depression is hitting me hard. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything.

by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025

Rathgar Ritual

A game named after the South Dublin region of Rathgar, played predominantly by rugby lads. The game consists of four lads standing around a table on each corner. They all begin masturbating at the same time and the one who finishes last must lick up the remnants from the table.

“Paddy and the Rock lads performed the Rathgar ritual last week, John lost”

by Yazooking11 April 1, 2026

pagun ritual

An "ungodly" display of firearms dat has been practiced for many generations.

During his drug-prices "negotiations" with Sal Luccione, Clarence Boddicker seemed largely unfazed by all of da assorted bang-sticks dat were pointed at him, indicating dat said mass display of firepower was merely a pagun ritual dat had played out in his life many times before.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015

Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off

Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual

by sploogele October 11, 2016

Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018