Reddit

A brilliant website for finding information on and full of helpful people always willing to share their knowledge.

Person 1: "i need help with this"
Proffesional redditor: "dont fear stranger you are on reddit do this"
Person 1: "thank you"

by Suggy6708 August 31, 2022

Reddit

Claims to be the heart of the internet despite being nearly as bad as 4chan. A congregation of sex pests and political extremists where you can get banned for not going along with the exact thoughts of the group

Reddit is godawful

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 8, 2025

Reddit

The most foul thing on planet earth.

Friend1: I just downloaded Reddit.
Friend2:Uninstall it, now

by Ajdhdid February 1, 2023

Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Reddit Fishe

A female Redditor who identifies as Undyne from Undertale. They can be found easily on Reddit. They're an endangered species, only one left in the wild. The person posting this is the Reddit Fishe.

Guy: Oh no, you've summoned the Reddit Fishe!
Reddit Fishe: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, PUNK?!
Guy: Everybody run!
Reddt Fishe: NGAAHHHH!!!

by FeralSol June 4, 2022

Reddit

A place where mostly everyone fights to be on r/cursedcomments

Person: Aww, look at the puppy in this Reddit post!
Other person: I want that puppy dead.
OTHER person: r/cursedcomments

by IssaRino January 9, 2021

Reddit

where all opinions, facts, and actual coherent sentences go to die

"Duuude you look like you scroll Reddit 24/7."

by Fuckassshitman225 May 8, 2022