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fuck puppet

A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples:
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)

Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk

As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
Julie used a fuck puppet after having sex with Dominic because he could not provide an orgasm.
fuck puppet by Stephdizzle August 22, 2004

Fox-puppet

An angry complaining soul misinformed by sensationalist press.
Dear Fox-puppet, thank you for your email. Unfortunately...

Joe the Plumber was a total Fox-puppet.

Lou Dobbs was not suited to CNN; other channels are more appropriate for his attempts to create Fox-puppets.
Fox-puppet by Lou Dobbs Ex-CNN November 13, 2009

minge puppet 

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina
I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet
minge puppet by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012

Angry puppet 

When a woman is fingering a man's asshole and perforates the anal wall, moving her fingers forward onto the penile canal, allowing her to use him as a puppet.
I heard Jessica gave Ben an angry puppet andnone of the other boys wanted to play with him afterwards.

Slut Puppet

Trashy woman who is more than willing to do anything their partner, or anyone who they find pleasing to their eye, wishes or enjoys no matter the cost.
That annoying kid in class who doesnt understand that the person they like wont go out with them so hes a slut puppet.

Meat Puppet 

Used to descibe a person that is talked down to, made fun of, called ugly names, and basically treated like shit by someone trying to make themselves feel superoir by being mean.
I deserve better than you because you are just meat puppet that does not understand how much I need my ass fluffed.
Meat Puppet by Boots -N - Knives February 9, 2018