Definitions by bigcockfratelli

squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis

Jason is an absolute squeegemonster

squeegemonster by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015

minge puppet 

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina

I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet

minge puppet by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012