squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis
Jason is an absolute squeegemonster
by bigcockfratelli March 29, 2015
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minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina
I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet
by bigcockfratelli January 23, 2012
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