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Pumpernickel Pretzel

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When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel
Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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toilet pretzel

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When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.
by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022
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when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.
wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!
by sussybls December 3, 2023
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Dirty Pretzel

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A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024
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Gay Pretzel

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Twister on pride month was a great idea! Y'all are Gay Pretzel's
by MasterMastermind February 1, 2025
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When you try to flirt but remember she's married.
"Blue balls. idk about that but i do know Purple Pretzel."
by Saltee March 3, 2025
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