pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019
Get the Pocket pretzelsmug. by Saltee March 3, 2025
Get the Purple Pretzelmug. Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."
by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025
Get the Pretzelmug. by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022
Get the toilet pretzelmug. 
An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
Get the Pretzel wankmug. When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.
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Get the Pretzelmug.