Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

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toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

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Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023

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Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 3, 2023

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A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.

Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.

by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024