by Syljon August 29, 2016
Get the ample posterior mug.1)Fake biker, Might or might not even own a bike, but has a bike rack on car. Following a fad.
2)A person who owns a bike rack on top of they're car and not use it, also improperly installed, ex. having only front towers for the poser fairing, having towers extremely close together to make the runners shoot up to the sky, backwards installation.
3)A person with a roof rack that will forever always be in mint condition. Fairing might have lots of stickers. They might also be carrying random stuff like wheels, tires, barrels on their racks.
4)Usually found on modified vehicles.
2)A person who owns a bike rack on top of they're car and not use it, also improperly installed, ex. having only front towers for the poser fairing, having towers extremely close together to make the runners shoot up to the sky, backwards installation.
3)A person with a roof rack that will forever always be in mint condition. Fairing might have lots of stickers. They might also be carrying random stuff like wheels, tires, barrels on their racks.
4)Usually found on modified vehicles.
Dude puts a rack on his car because he saw other people do it and he wants to follow them since it is "Cool". He does not in any way uses the rack at all. This makes him a bike rack poser.
by Ay Way Way June 27, 2010
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by Nicole April 17, 2004
Get the Poser bands mug.The wrong spelling to the word 'poseur.' Meaning a person who pretends to be something they are not.
"I'm so skater with my DC shoes and my walwart skateboard, althught i really do not know how to skate."
by Dish.Soap July 15, 2008
Get the poser mug.Someone who tries to be someone their not, automatically thinks they are a certain label because they dress a certain way or do something. Mostly bothers people of a punk,emo or goth label but annoys a lot of other people too. Can sometimes be spelt as "Poseur" which is french.
Did you hear? Calvin denied he was a poser. But he does not have the "skater" state of mind. The only skateboarder he knows is Tony Hawk. Calvin can't even skateboard!
by GreenDay December 9, 2008
Get the poser mug.You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
by smilygrl December 7, 2009
Get the Poser Hoser mug.Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.
THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.
Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.
Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.
THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.
Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.
Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.
by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010
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