pork flaps

vagina flaps... mmm

her pork flaps were wobbling around like a soggy taco

by johoe March 4, 2009

Pork Knuckle

The overspill of an obese womans labyia and stomach fat, which obstructs vaginal intercourses.

Had to push back a hefty pork knuckle to plow that whales meat curtains.

by Mogn January 18, 2017

Pork cheese

1. Unsavory substance made from left-over roast pork.

2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.

1. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

2. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

by Dirty Animals January 7, 2009

packing pork

Someone God has obviously favored with a large penis - so obvious in fact that this guy must always buy baggy pants and even so, they are filled to capacity.

Would you look at that guy!!!! He's packing pork big time - enough to supply my Bar-B-Q all summer long. Mmmmm, mmmmmmmm - slurperoo.

by Queen of Heaven February 6, 2008

pulled pork

This happens to a vagina when it is frequetly touched by the penial of many different men. It usually dangles and/or blows in the wind.

Man after Kate had sex with her 58th partner her vagina looked like pulled pork.

by thank god for paternity tests. April 29, 2010

Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio

The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.

by Zoolook May 3, 2004

Pork Salad

When the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. Then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). Then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. The "Pork Salad"

girl(greg): "baby, im so hungry."

boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"

girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."

by Kieren **** January 28, 2009