Trade Pokemon Cards

When two virgins have sex and take each other's virginity.

Person 1: me and my boyfriend had sex last week!

Person 2: wow so you did trade pokemon cards?

Person 1: what?

by SunsunSunra October 18, 2019

sad drunk boy poem

An angsty sad poem which is badly written because the poet/author was a drunk 20-sum year old boy who got his heart broken in a melodramatic way and is unable to cope with simple life problems, and that of which is what his poems reflect

*In English Class*
"What kind of stuff does Eddy write?"

"Oh, He only writes Sad Drunk Boy poems."

by English Student411 January 28, 2017

Jett’s Poem

A poem for a “Jetting Jett”

Jett’s Poem:
Jett is like the sun
Needs to be 9 million miles away
Gives us cancer
Will get us killed
Burns my eyes when I look at him

by Zypha The Creator May 6, 2021

pokemon

pokemon is a japenese comic. pokemon is short for pocket monsters. it came to the U.S. as a trading card game in 1999. along with other game boy color games called Red and Blue based in the Kanto region, then yellow. this consisted of the first 150 pokemon. later on nintendo and game freak made Pokemon Silver, Chrystal, and Gold came out and was based in the Johto region but you could later continue that game in the previously known Kanto region. with these games also released a set of new pokemon. in 2002, the game boy advance versions came out called ruby and sapphire and in may 2005 emerald came out which was an expansion on ruby and sapphire which is a game that takes place in the newly released Hoenn region with a set of all new pokemon. then the nintendo ds came out in 2005 and games called pokemon ranger and pokemon blue/red mystery dungeon were released and those just totally suck ass. then in 2007, Pokemon Diamond and Pearl came out in a whole new region of Sinnoh region with again a whole new sit of pokemon...now there are over 486...omg, they needed to stop a while ago. anyway, there are also other pokemon games for gamecube and nintendo 64 called pokemon snap, pokemon Colosseum, pokemon xd, pokemon channel, and some others that elude me at the moment. but the ones that are really fun are the rpg ones for gbc, gba, and nds. im 16 and i still play those games. they're fucking fun as hell. pokemon is not for noobs. it is awesome and so is the tv shows, although i do think that they need to stop while they are ahead and just quit making more pokemon.

faggot-that-thinks-pokemon-is-gay person: omg i cant believe you still like this gay japanese thing.
me: dude my alakazam could pwn your ass.
faggot-that-thinks-pokemon-is-gay person: youre gay!
me: pokemon rocks.
(faggot-that-thinks-pokemon-is-gay person now goes and kills himself because he is emo and thinks that pokemon nerds are taking over the world)

by kiwifuzzl June 27, 2007

Lexi poem

A lexi poem, originated from a ballad, or a sonnet given to one that you love. The word, or "words" rather, started out from the words "Alexander poem", but was changed to "Lexi" to suit both male and female genders.

Synonyms:

1. Sonnet. 2. Ballad

Girl: "His eyes so electric blue, his skin so fragile...and his lips so pink with my admiration..."
Other girl: Wow that's emo crap.
Another girl: No. That's just a Lexi poem she wrote for her crush.

by Elyss March 9, 2005

poem

A group of words phrazed together to create a peice of writing. Generally, it is short, but a poem can be anything that shows something--a feeling...a sound...a color...a thought... Most of them rhyme, but some don't. People sometimes have poetry slams, in which people read these poems aloud. People argue over what can be defined as a poem. Can "Hello, my name is nono, what's yours?" be considered as a poem? Nobody knows. I think it can.

LOVE POEM:

Love
The saddest thing I see—
People who walk, not knowing where they are
Wanderers, dropped on this earth by mistake
Empty eyes, like pebbles, dropped in a lake.
They see only images
A dim outline in the fog of appearance.
Like words that you’ve said so many times they have no meaning
These people are just clones
With shadows of who they could have been.
Of whom they are not.

Is there a cure for those who do not care?
Is there a way to save all of the lonely people of this world who don’t know who they are?
Is there a way to help the people who don’t know they need it?
Yes.
The cure?
The cure is love.

By Nono (me)

by nora miller December 11, 2008

pokemon unite

the just now announced game that was literally anticipated by almost every pokemon fan

I was so hyped to find out that the game that was supposed to be the next huge thing turned out to be a mobile league of legends clone

me too, the best thing is that pokemon unite is produced in corporation with super serious chinese corporation tencent!

by J.J. Aaron June 25, 2020