by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."
<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>
"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>
"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
by captain manly December 5, 2012

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020

Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.
Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.
Example of niggers being porch monkey's
Example of niggers being porch monkey's
by FRIDAY MAN February 16, 2017

by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021

by Heisenberg445 August 4, 2022
