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Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.
by BobsSaget November 12, 2022
mugGet the Porch Potatomug.

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.
"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
by captain manly December 5, 2012
mugGet the Porch Spammug.

Porch man

by Porch man March 1, 2022
mugGet the Porch manmug.

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch
by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020
mugGet the painting the porchmug.

Porch Monkey

Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.
Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

Example of niggers being porch monkey's
by FRIDAY MAN February 16, 2017
mugGet the Porch Monkeymug.

Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls
Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite
mugGet the Porch Couchmug.

Porche

Another word for cow, shit, rat, or horse.
Can smell from miles away.
"what's that smell?"
"Ew yeah I think its a porche"
by Heisenberg445 August 4, 2022
mugGet the Porchemug.

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