Zed Players

A champion in League of Legends where if you play this champion you automatically suck.

Nathaniel: What champion do you main?
Francis : Zed
Nathaniel: lol ur bad

Zed Players = nonce

by YesMyEyesAreSidewards October 30, 2022

Player Draft

Whenever a casual player tells a high elo player they cant play normal games with they're friends

You're player drafting

by ChronoProno January 31, 2019

Sensitive player

the type of guy that seems perfect almost irreplaceable but has the reputation of a player. Usually it’s all an act and he was heart broken in the past but doesn’t want to admit it when you hangout he’s the nicest person you have ever met but acts completely different over text but tells his friends he likes you which leads you to think your being played thus dropping him when in reality that just hurts him again.

“bobs an ass”
“Nah he’s just a sensitive player”

by olivia32 December 19, 2019

xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”

Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.

by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023

MMORPG player

A person who plays MMORPGs and is usually, contrary to popular belief, not actually obese and/or addicted.

I'm an MMORPG player.

by hipatrick12 October 14, 2020

Rust player

A player who shits their pants and lives in their parents basement

"Oh yeah im a rust player"
"Oh so you shit your pants and live in your parents basement?"

by Yourfavoritedumbass__ May 4, 2022

Stem player

a new device created by Kanye West, you can buy that 200$ to listen to Donda 2 and other music with some good features

- hey do you have a stem player?
- yeah, i bought it for $200

by t00c00lforscho00l March 7, 2022