Piss Pilot

The act of directing another persons piss.

Commonly by aiming their penis.

"I was so drunk last night I needed my GF to piss pilot for me"

by egroeG araT January 15, 2014

Bobby Show Pilot

Legendary

KId: "Bobby Show Pilot is AMAZING! I love his whole channel!"

by LordOfDank January 14, 2019

Safety Pilot

In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.

Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.

by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020

Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022

Whiskey Pilot

When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.

I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot

by 20Jawless July 12, 2021

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots is a band with potential, composed of a coward, Tyler Joseph, and a wonder of the world, Josh Dun. Their lyrics are deep, for example:

-I'm a bendy-toe

-Help me bowl of rice

-Josh Dun !
-I put my socks on my feet

-Tyler Joseph, Twenty One Pilots

by Chepillon April 12, 2019

Pilot without passengers

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"

" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"

by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015