phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs

The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.

by Keyboard Inseminator April 10, 2004

phail'd

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."

{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.

by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004

phantom text

A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.

A texting miscarriage.

Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."

by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009

Phastig

The uknown organ in your body thought to be a myth but recently discovered in a few x-rays by scientists located behind your liver.

Aw man my anus is bleeding, I wonder if my Phastig is infected.

by Dan Akroyd August 12, 2003

Phayder

One who "Phaydes"

-or-

A 1337 spelling of Fader

Phayder itself comes from the game Unreal Tournament. Released in 2000, the game earned Game Of The Year status, and was very popular for a time. The Phayder portion of the game was from a team of terrorists called the Necris. their male operatives were Phayders.

Dammit! that Phayder sniped me!

h3y!1 i p\/\/N j00!1!!1! I 4r3 1337 ph4yd3r, b1tc|-|!!1!1@!1~

by Sparticus April 5, 2005

phat sista

Beautiful Black woman.

She is one phat sista!

by Cindy McNeary April 4, 2007

phatty trippin

To be freaking out in a big way, weather high on psychedelics, or not.

George was definately "Phatty Trippin", after eating that second handful of "boomers". Or, my girlfriend started "Phatty Trippin" after she saw me speaking with that other woman. Also, the show was "Phatty Trippin", last night.

by J.Mattson May 18, 2008