A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
originated in dartmouth, ma, puertorican wasted is simply a term for getting hammerfaced and having a blast while wearing a miraculous bra. no puertoricans necessary. a similar term "mexican wasted" - altered form for cinco de mayo.
A Taino Arawak Hebrew Israelite from the Tribe of Joseph. The baby of all 13 sons of jacob who's name got changed to (Israel). Yahawahs chosen children