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puertorican thundergod 

When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.
My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.

A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.
A Puertorican Calzone by Tramposo December 14, 2009

puertoricana 

A Puertoricana is a female coming from Puerto Rico
The new girl at our school is a Puertoricana

puertorican wasted

originated in dartmouth, ma, puertorican wasted is simply a term for getting hammerfaced and having a blast while wearing a miraculous bra. no puertoricans necessary. a similar term "mexican wasted" - altered form for cinco de mayo.
omfgwtf lets all get puertorican wasted<3xoxo

puertorican 

A Taino Arawak Hebrew Israelite from the Tribe of Joseph. The baby of all 13 sons of jacob who's name got changed to (Israel). Yahawahs chosen children
He's a puertorican
puertorican by anonymous July 24, 2021

Puertorican Salon 

A puertorican salon is a intimate act where a male ejaculates onto another’s hair, and styles their hair using the semen
Tyler: Give me a Puertorican salon
Elijah: ok