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Two-State Period 

a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states

1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table

This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.

Characterized by

• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.

Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)
Anna has room likes she's reached her Exam Two-State Period. Her 💩 is everywhere!
Two-State Period by ltsam May 23, 2022
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period friendliness 

An emotion experienced by girls while they are menstruating. It is characterized by stronger-than-usual friendliness towards anyone and everyone around them. It is the opposite of PMS.
"That girl has never talked to me before, but today she really wanted to become friends."

"Oh, she probably has period friendliness."
period friendliness by snaek November 2, 2009

initial boning period 

The initial boning period or IBP refers to the (typically) one to two months at the start of a relationship where the protagonist is able to overlook physical or mental imperfections of his/her partner simply because they are having sexual relations with them. Once the IBP has past, the relationship will either fail or one actually has to like the other person involved.
I can feel I'm nearing the end of the initial boning period - her cross-eyes and halitosis are really starting to annoy me. I'd really rather just play with myself.
A small ink spot that may cause a sentence to end abruptly.
Welcome to. My site I have. Lots of. GIF. Anim. Atio. N.
period by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003
Time taken to complete one cycle, this can vary depending on the phenomenon under observation. Symbolised by T.
Dude 1 - Dude, Alex's period continued for a longer period than usual this month.
Dude 2 - How much longer?
Dude 1 - It took 9 days.
Dude2 - That would have sucked donkey balls.
Dude 1 - Surely did.
Dude 2 - Yeah, its a shame she is still a bitch for the period between her period (approximately 1 month)
Dude 1 - Yeah, too true.
Period by Scuzzbutt August 18, 2010

Period 2 hunger 

The hunger one experiences around Period 2 at school, which is usually around 10-10.30 am.

This hunger comes at the time of the morning when food levels are at a low, a few hours after breakfast and an hour before recess.
A: Dammit! I have Period 2 hunger!
B: I share your pain, brah...
Period 2 hunger by safetysam October 28, 2008

period head 

a person with bright, bright red hair
your hair is so red, you look like a period head
period head by MrsMoggy August 28, 2009