Scuzzbutt's definitions
A slang term given to the annoying junk mail placed in the folds of your favorite newspapers or magazine. Aptly named after its closely related cousin, e-mail SPAM or its younger brother the internet "Pop-up". Demonstrates a similar surprise to pornographic internet Pop-ups however the surprise is generally related to the sheer volume of literature (approx. one tree worth of paper), rather than seeing your grandma gang-banged by the Collingwood Magpies, while you drink your Double Frappamappachino with extra froth in a trendy internet cafe.
Dude 1: Hey Dude, i was drinking my Double Frappamappachino with extra froth in a trendy internet cafe when i opened my newspaper and was crushed under the weight of an entire forest.
Dude 2: Yeah dude you got a good case of the lap spam
Dude 2: Yeah dude you got a good case of the lap spam
by Scuzzbutt October 4, 2010
Get the Lap Spammug. Time taken to complete one cycle, this can vary depending on the phenomenon under observation. Symbolised by T.
Dude 1 - Dude, Alex's period continued for a longer period than usual this month.
Dude 2 - How much longer?
Dude 1 - It took 9 days.
Dude2 - That would have sucked donkey balls.
Dude 1 - Surely did.
Dude 2 - Yeah, its a shame she is still a bitch for the period between her period (approximately 1 month)
Dude 1 - Yeah, too true.
Dude 2 - How much longer?
Dude 1 - It took 9 days.
Dude2 - That would have sucked donkey balls.
Dude 1 - Surely did.
Dude 2 - Yeah, its a shame she is still a bitch for the period between her period (approximately 1 month)
Dude 1 - Yeah, too true.
by Scuzzbutt August 18, 2010
Get the Periodmug.