e peen

An e peen refers to pc hardware advantage

I have a core i5 processor
I have the massive e peen with my core i9 processor

by Big Chris M8 5983 June 6, 2019

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Micro-Peen

A very small penis

Cody P. has a micro-Peen

by PTFE August 4, 2021

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peen

a man's stick

hey bruv check out my small peen

by natashaistrash December 13, 2018

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Peen

Short for penis created by the one and only bot Tfue

Corrine:U have such a big peen!

Tfue: Naw fam I have tiny peen dawg

by Lil peen boy 😈 June 13, 2019

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When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

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Peen

A wonderful leader, speaks fluently in Pern. Has a honey like voice and has servants named PeenServes. Also has a lizard tongue peener. Follow peen @mightypeen on ig HAIL PEEN BITCH

I love Peen so much that’s why I serve him! uwu

by ShhKermit September 16, 2018

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