pee bag

(v) Inadvertently submerging one's testicles in toilet water while going number 2. Tea-bagging pee.

"Marcus contracted a laundry list of STDs after he pee bagged the public bathroom."

by Canyadig December 23, 2009

pee butt

a morning-after condition caused by heavy drinking marked by uncontrollable, urgent, extremely watery fecal discharge that it is essentially fluid upon exiting your body. occurs primarily after drinking dark liquors such as whiskey or inordinate amounts of beer.

Megan couldn't help herself at the open bar, she drank way too much whiskey. This morning she is paying for it with a bad case of pee butt.

by Foxy P. Intoxy June 9, 2011

pee-burn

Pee-burn is a burning sensation when you pee.

Specifically the result of a bad diet and unrelated to the effects of Urinary Tract Infection and various STDs.

Q: What's wrong?
A: I just got pee-burn.

Eat Cheerios to prevent Pee-burn!

by XanBcoo September 10, 2008

Pee Chub

When a man has to urinate and his penis swells with urine, making his penis bigger. Usually when trying to hold his piss for a long time.

I have a pee chub now cause I have held my piss for so long.

by Tv 48 July 8, 2010

pee clear

Healthy; you drink lots of water and are a clean person.

"Drink tell you pee clear kids!"

by North Bend November 15, 2007

pee schedule

A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.

Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time.

Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad.
- Bathroom -
Bob: What are you doing here, Joe?
Joe: I have to pee too.
Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to!
Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule!
Bob: Damn it!

by Lionhearte May 24, 2008

pee up

something southern inner city kids say when they have to go to the bathroom

Ms. B, Imma pee up!! = Ms. B, I need to pee!

by veenerschnitzel May 2, 2009