Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.
Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.
by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024
Get the Pander bear mug.A modern form of human directional advertising that involves individuals standing in public spaces such as sidewalks, freeway off-ramps, or near gas stations, holding signs to promote local businesses, services, or other ventures. Often framed as an exercise of free speech, panvertising is characterized by its grassroots, direct-to-audience approach and its strategic placement in high-visibility areas to maximize exposure.
A new local business has embraced panvertising, a creative mix of panhandling and advertising, as a grassroots strategy to promote their services and connect directly with the local community in high-traffic public areas.
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Panger (noun): A person who, through an obsession with overcoming suffering, hits rock bottom and discovers a "gift of desperation." Leveraging their anger and powerlessness, they declare "enough is enough" and commit to unlocking their full potential. A panger channels their obsession into a passion, mastering their craft to such an extreme degree that they appear to have an unfair advantage—like they’re "cheating" at life. Only the 1% achieve this level of relentless power, focus and skill. A panger lives by the mantra that giving up is the only true failure; they never quit, they finish him.
Panger (noun): Inspired by Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat 2, a panger is someone who, like the legendary fighter, masters their craft with relentless precision and an unbreakable spirit. Growing up, my friend and I spent hours learning every move, combo, and fatality, channeling Liu Kang’s fiery determination. A panger takes that same energy—turning suffering, anger, and obsession into an unstoppable drive to dominate their field. They’re so good at what they do, it’s like they’ve unlocked a cheat code to life. Just like Liu Kang’s iconic "finish him," a panger never quits—they rise, they fight, and they conquer.
Panger (noun): Inspired by Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat 2, a panger is someone who, like the legendary fighter, masters their craft with relentless precision and an unbreakable spirit. Growing up, my friend and I spent hours learning every move, combo, and fatality, channeling Liu Kang’s fiery determination. A panger takes that same energy—turning suffering, anger, and obsession into an unstoppable drive to dominate their field. They’re so good at what they do, it’s like they’ve unlocked a cheat code to life. Just like Liu Kang’s iconic "finish him," a panger never quits—they rise, they fight, and they conquer.
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Get the Panger mug.A Panderghoul (noun) is a person who knowingly abandons integrity, truth, or long-term good to exploit others for short-term money, power, or influence—often by weaponizing outrage, pandering, or lies to feed on a base’s fears or desires. Combines "pander" (to gratify baser instincts) 13 and "ghoul" (a soul-sucking creature), evoking a parasitic, amoral opportunist.
The panderghoul knew his remarks were wholly false and would create misplaced anger, but honesty doesn't pay as well as outrage.
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Get the Pantering mug.Panteriabistioratibotariona: A hypothetical medical condition characterized by an extreme and irrational fear of being mistaken for a pansexual trans individual, often leading to paranoid behaviors and social withdrawal. Sufferers may exhibit symptoms such as avoidance of LGBTQ+ spaces, compulsive self-identification, and an intense need to prove their heterosexuality and cisgender status. The condition is believed to stem from deep-seated societal pressures and internalized homophobia, resulting in a distorted perception of one's own identity and the identities of others.
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**Alex:** Hey, I can't believe I have to go to this diversity workshop today. I just hope no one tries to label me as something I'm not.
**Friend:** What do you mean? It's just a workshop to promote understanding.
**Alex:** Yeah, but I've heard they talk about pansexuality and transgender issues. I don't want people thinking I'm into that stuff.
**Friend:** But you're not against it, right? You're just straight and cis.
**Alex:** Exactly! And I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. I've started avoiding the kitchen at work because that's where all the LGBTQ+ folks hang out.
**Friend:** That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
**Alex:** Maybe, but I can't help it. I just get this weird feeling like I have to prove I'm not one of them. It's like an irrational fear.
**Friend:** Have you talked to anyone about this?
**Alex:** No, I don't want people thinking I'm crazy. I just need to keep my distance and make sure everyone knows I'm straight and cis. I think I might have panteriabistioratibotariona.
**Friend:** Panteriabistioratibotariona? What's that?
**Alex:** It's this condition where you're afraid of being mistaken for a pansexual trans person. I read about it online.
**Friend:** Wow, that's intense. Well, if you ever need to talk, I'm here for you.
**Alex:** Thanks, but I just need to keep my head down and get through this workshop.
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**Alex:** Hey, I can't believe I have to go to this diversity workshop today. I just hope no one tries to label me as something I'm not.
**Friend:** What do you mean? It's just a workshop to promote understanding.
**Alex:** Yeah, but I've heard they talk about pansexuality and transgender issues. I don't want people thinking I'm into that stuff.
**Friend:** But you're not against it, right? You're just straight and cis.
**Alex:** Exactly! And I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. I've started avoiding the kitchen at work because that's where all the LGBTQ+ folks hang out.
**Friend:** That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
**Alex:** Maybe, but I can't help it. I just get this weird feeling like I have to prove I'm not one of them. It's like an irrational fear.
**Friend:** Have you talked to anyone about this?
**Alex:** No, I don't want people thinking I'm crazy. I just need to keep my distance and make sure everyone knows I'm straight and cis. I think I might have panteriabistioratibotariona.
**Friend:** Panteriabistioratibotariona? What's that?
**Alex:** It's this condition where you're afraid of being mistaken for a pansexual trans person. I read about it online.
**Friend:** Wow, that's intense. Well, if you ever need to talk, I'm here for you.
**Alex:** Thanks, but I just need to keep my head down and get through this workshop.
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