granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

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panties

A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.

Random dude while making out: whispers Take off your panties.

Woman: Annnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna go.

by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019

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Panties

The most important thing about a woman. Just from seeing her panty drawer you can tell her personality, sex drive, how kinky she is, her hygiene, her political views, if she's bi or not and if she is or isn't marriage material. Knowing what color, material, size, style and brand are all of the utmost importance. Don't get stuck with a girlfriend that wears the wrong panties.

"Did you hear about our new neighbors? Apparently the wife wears white cotton bikini panties. Her husband is a lucky guy."

by SlimCharly October 24, 2018

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