Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

dome in the paint

You are in the paint, aka eating pussy...while this is happening you are getting head, hence dome, at the same time..aka 69.

I'm getting dome in the paint,
shorty take a break,

by sinagog September 23, 2012

MS Paint

The godliest drawing program. Something that you can use at school, work, your 7 year old cousin's birthday party, etc. It's better than photoshop!

Ben: "I used MS Paint at my brother's b-day party 'cause he's annoying."
Lisa: "Yeah, I feel you."

by Spookycould March 31, 2021

lay paint

a term used for graffiti. verb

dude lets go lay paint under that bridge

by ahab enok April 1, 2010

Painting the Bucket

Orchestrating and faking your own death.

Want to get out of the constant bombardment of paparazzi in the life of fame? Painting the bucket might be the option for you!

by bluefleminko March 12, 2020

Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

Puffy Paint

A Type Of Paint Used By Artist Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth.

Moriah: Puffy Paint
Fans: Puppy Paint? You Mean Puffy Paint?

by squishymakeovermoriahelizabeth November 6, 2020