Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.

Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!

Peanut parcel by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017

peanut butter woo woo 

The pasty formation consiststing of Smegma and moist anal drippings that collect in or around the male genitalia.

After the gang bang I had so much peanut butter woo woo built up I needed a putty knife to get it off

peanut butter woo woo by Bcapt2 February 3, 2017

Peanut Stamp 

When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.

Chicks really get turned on by a good peanut stamp to the face!

Peanut Stamp by BloodyZero11 June 5, 2018

Peanut butter jelly sammich 

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread

“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

Peanut butter jelly sammich by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018

Peanut-booter 

Peanut-booter is a better and cooler name to say instead of the boring “peanut- butter”

Can you add some peanut-booter to my sandwich please?

Peanut-booter by _imaburritobish_ February 3, 2019

Peanut butter 

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

Peanut butter by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Peanut butter and jamming 

A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.

John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.

Peanut butter and jamming by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019