by djay38 August 31, 2009
A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.
Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
by Pat the Bunny December 15, 2008
It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.
by Thrasherff August 25, 2019
"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"
"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"
"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"
by I just said something stupid October 01, 2017
by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 29, 2023
When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
by AmberleeGray July 07, 2022
1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."