Zoom Toobin

The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.

Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!

by Abhor Disdain October 20, 2020

Zoom

most pathetic app ever created, even worse when pronounced by boomers

Boomer: We're gonna go on zOoM for class, so "SeE Ya" there!

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

On Zoom

1. To be extremely excited, happy, or hyperactive about something.

2. Someone who is having rapid or high success in something.

3. A way to describe an adrenaline rush.

Ex: “This party is going to be so much fun, aren’t you pumped?”
“Hell yeah man, this shit finna get lit when I’m on zoom”

Ex: “I’ve been stacking so much money bro, I’m on that zoom”

by Kai Cordel Barley April 15, 2022

Zoom

Another round

I will mop the floor again, I have to do another zoom.

by Outsideworld December 31, 2023

Zoom

Everyone’s “favorite” online conference room

Person 1: I got zoom on 1 pm
Person 2: me too

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

zoom mourning

The act of mourning over zoom or related services. A necessity which emerged during the lockdowns of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

I won't be able to gather with my family or community to mourn the victims of the Portapique shooting. We will be zoom mourning instead.

by mtlgirl April 20, 2020

Zoom glüm

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.

I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zoom glüm is getting to me right now.

by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021