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s Scale

similar to above with good examples tho
"Christ, she fills up the S Scale"

"don't look now but there's a 0 S Scale coming our way"
by Tim Seely December 19, 2004
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T-Scale

A famous women rating system. The scale goes as follows:

The selected women is rated on five different features:

1. Face

2. Breasts

3. Body Frame

4. Butt

5. Legs

A maximum and minimum of zero to two points can be given for each feature. At the end you count every physical flaw the person has such as acne, large nose anything that makes them a little undesirable, and subtract it from the number. At the end you will have your 1-10 rating.

This system is strictly physical appearance only and cannot be counted towards the persons personality. Points for generosity may be given at the discretion of the rater.
Dude 1: "Hey look at Maria, what would you rate her on the T-Scale?"

Dude 2: "Well her face is a two, boobs a two, ass a two, frame a two, and legs definitely a two."

Dude 1: "So you think she's a ten?"

Dude 2: "No her face is good but she has a little acne, and I'm not too much a fan of her hair, and her ass is good but a little flat.... so minus 3.

Dude 1: "So you say she's a 7, that sounds right."
by tyev13 January 1, 2012
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HO-scale

Da track-size of glorious electric train dat da jovially-chuckling Santa Claus laughingly leaves in your stocking.
After "The Don" made his infamous disgraceful remark about da female college-athletes' "traditional people-of-color" hairdos, he should have said to himself, "Imus buy each of those insulted ladies an HO-scale train set as recompense for my outrageous insensitivity."
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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dichter scale

the scale used to measure the magnitude of sex. the registered number is usually derived from the actual size of the dick.
that dude was HUGE! a 9.5 on the dichter scale! a total girthquake!
by goldenboyswift January 11, 2011
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The Wishart Scale

The Wishart Scale of Character and Asset Judgement (2010) was developed as a means to further good relations between the sexes.

The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.

The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.
"She was a solid 7... on the Wishart Scale"
by OrnathologistFred December 8, 2016
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V Scale

The measure of the angle of the shorts that get caught sideways up in a fat persons ass.
Hey, Check out that fat chick, I give her a 8 on the V scale.
by Observant at all times October 17, 2008
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