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jizz-worthy

Something so incredibly awesome it is able to make you jizz or any thing equal to cumming.
That headshot from 400 yards away was jizz-worthy
by kyle_kahn February 25, 2011
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Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.
SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!
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Jizz worthy

Dude 1: How is infamous?
Dude 2: Utterly jizz worthy!
by O noes! May 29, 2009
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fizz jizz

The messy substance that results from Soda Bop. A mixture of cum, carbonated soda, and saliva, fizz jizz often overwhelms the person giving the Soda Bop, making him/her want to spit. This can be avoided by covering his/her mouth and pinching his/her nose, forcing them to swallow the sticky, potent conglomeration, similar to the method employed to make dogs swallow pills. It is generally advisable to let the person breathe soon after.
Chad: ohh-yeahh (ejaculates in her mouth)

Amanda: blubblubzzzzz (the mixture of cum and Sprite overwhelms her, almost causing her to drown)

Chad: Drink my fizz jizz bitch!!! (forcefully constrains her airways)

Amanda: gulllppp.....ehe, ehe, ehe (swallows and gasps for air after being forced to swallow such a massive load)

Amanda: was that.....Sprite...Remix?
by shroomdoom June 28, 2010
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Jizz Princess

Hey bro isn't Veronica such a jizz princess?

Oh yeah man, total slut
by TheButtSmuggler March 9, 2012
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Jizz Beard

AKA Splash Tash

The stocky mass of bugger broth which usually finds itself pumped on the chops of a genuflecting lass or ravenous mincer.
‘As Denise skipped out of Pinewood Studios after her successful audition, she wondered if the 50cc’s of rod flem that had been pissed on her face to form a claggy jizz beard was worth it.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 13, 2021
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jizz brian

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"
by rawrxdrawrxdrawrxdrawrxd October 23, 2019
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