Stoff Logic

Thoughts or ideas that make no logical sense and often contradict themselves.

Retard: Tin cans are made of aluminum

Black Guy: Dat's some Stoff Logic right dere!

by PinkiePieMLP May 01, 2012

Georg Logic

When you are just dumb your logic is called Georg Logic

Someone: "There are to many, to many speaking in voice chat of choice!" Twenty minutes later: "It is to quiet in this voice chat!"
Someone else: "boi this Georg Logic!"

by BlackLightDragon August 22, 2020

Choi Logic

A way of thinking that leads people to success

I have learnt the ways of Choi Logic

by PapaTyler October 29, 2017

Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 06, 2022

leap of logic

1. Taking conclusions without enough supporting premises (or even no supporting premises at all)
2. Forcing two irrelevant shits to be related

List of logical leaps:
1. Cocoklogi (non causa pro causa/questionable cause fallacy)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Being overdramatic (a.k.a. Slippery Slope and Strawman)
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Hasty generalization

Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and leap of logic!

by Sir. B November 20, 2021

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 12, 2016

Timanese Logic

Believing that shit is true, even when you know it isn't.

Blub, if you retire at 45, you'll be dead by 65 but if you work until you're 70, you'll live until 90 bud! This is Timanese Logic.

by 1/2 a fuck not given October 25, 2019