Cardi Broken

When you feel broken inside after listening to too much Cardi B

Dont you dare put kodak yellow again, I already feel Cardi Broken

by Sully van August 4, 2019

broken pencil

when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.

homework gave me another broken pencil.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

broken mouth

An old European insult that refers to someone who doesn't know when to shut the hell up! Usually someone who's ignorant, an attention whore, or just plain full-of-it.

Christian: "I can't believe half the campus already knows about the drama with Becky."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."

by Phosgore January 1, 2014

broken science

The equivalent of BS just in a SFW format

Don't tell me reality TV is real, that is just broken science.

by M@RT!N October 8, 2011

broken penis

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off

teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."

by pls love me December 29, 2018

Broken condom

Talan

Talan was the result of a broken condom

by Amelia;) May 2, 2019

broken spork

To be spooned by someone with a prosthetic leg.

1st guy: "What did you do last night"

2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"

1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)

by theattackofZ May 17, 2009