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by ABigPotato November 23, 2021
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pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.
That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!
by Jebaah April 7, 2014
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Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
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Crap ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!
by Hattermad April 4, 2019
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boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries
Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.
by Ross danish August 30, 2016
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Queer-ton

Person 1: How many gays are there?

Person 2: A queer-ton, Bob.
by lmaoroflthatscrazy August 23, 2019
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A ton

Basically 27 (26)
TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!
by MusicIntern December 3, 2023
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