An intimate act of love between a consenting couple who stand facing each other naked, a foot apart. The man then sets his pubic hair on fire at the base of his penis then quickly - and - before excessive flame, he moves toward the female and transfers the flame over to her bush so she alights as well. For a brief period both parties enjoy the burn before patting out the flames with their hands and then inhaling the smoke as an aphrodisiac. Polarity can be reversed where a female has sufficiently dense pubes to fuel the flame over to the male. Not to be performed with any accelerants. Thought to have originated in Sydney Australia.
by HairBurner September 4, 2022

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
by grand Master February 4, 2014

An experimental rock band that mixes the sounds of Joy Division (post-punk), Radiohead (prog-rock), and various garage bands to make some w1x0rly sweet music.
by Philip July 24, 2003

When two guys are involved in a spitroast, they spread tobasco sauce on their dicks and engage the person (male/female) in the middle via oral & anal.
The person in the middle vomits and shits at the same time as the climax.
The person in the middle vomits and shits at the same time as the climax.
"Man, that was one hell of a good flaming spitroast we had last night, Johnny"
And
"Jennifer you took it like a champ and finished like a champ after our flaming spitroast".
And
"Jennifer you took it like a champ and finished like a champ after our flaming spitroast".
by Axxzaa March 13, 2013

by Tit Whistle December 29, 2007

by Dave October 19, 2004

The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.
Jon and Amy died last night.
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010
