mufflepuff

someone, usually a lesbian, who constantly has their head up someone else's hoohoo

"Oh look, there's my favourite mufflepuff <3!"

by themightyconch January 5, 2021

Muffle

Also known as a snout or muzzle on a dog. This definition is called this word because dogs cannot talk.

Spanky has a 4” muffle.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

Muffle

The snout or muzzle of a dog, given this word because dogs cannot talk.

Spanky has a 4” Cocoa muffle.

by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021

muffers

a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.

have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021

Muffers

A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor"

Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.

Hey I'll get this no problem

No no it's for me, honestly...

Muffers?

Muffers.

by Jeanie A Mack June 18, 2022

Muffer

The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.

I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.

by Tony danza August 11, 2022

Muffle

Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.

The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.

by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023