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Mud muffin

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
by R. Bowers October 7, 2012
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Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.
by nrourk February 27, 2011
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Mud Plunging

Inserting your penis, dildo, strap-on, fist, ect. inside someone's ass while they are pooping to push the poop back up their ass.
The man put his penis inside the girl's ass right as the poop started to come out, causing the poop to go back in her ass and causing them both to have a not so pleasant feeling but the great feeling of knowing that you accomplished it.

-he is mud plunging her, he mud plunged her, she plunged herself, I mud plunged that filthy whore-

(hint: it would make your life easier for you if you didn't tell people that you mud plunged someone)
by epg2 November 12, 2011
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morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023
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mud grap

A mud grap is a derogatory term for a minority group often called N****r. Many rednecks run over black people with nitto mud grapplers, hence how the term mud grap was coined
That mud grap robbed the liquor store again

That mud grap will never get out of jail

That mud grap on cod needs to change his smoke detector batteries again
by RainmansHelmet December 30, 2022
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Mud Eater

Oi, that Naldo is a proper Mud Eater. innit.
by Gonnae No Pal November 22, 2022
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Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.
J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?
by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022
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