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martha's vineyard

An island, off the coast of Massachusetts//Cape Cod. Look people, I live there. And by live there I do not mean that I stay for a week in the summer, I don't mean that i stay for 6 weeks in the summer and the occasional memorial day weekend. I LIVE there. Eat, sleep, go to school, play sports, ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD. And for the record, if you're one of those people who thinks everyone who lives there is a rich snob, you can stay at one of your other 5 houses, because i probably hate you, as well as most of the people i know. kay thanks.
Martha's Vineyard is way better than the Nantucket GAY-lers.

Hmm. We are nice normal people who want to go on a nice vacation with other nice normal people. Let's go to martha's vineyard.
by waybored April 25, 2006
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wal-mart

The place where people who don't wear bra's and don't have teeth go to get supplies for the winter (and ammo for the summer)
Guy 1:Dude that guy doesn't have any teeth.

guy 2:Yeah well the ...girls tits are on the floor ....ten feet behind her .

guy 1 :hope the cashier is fast ...

guy 2: not if she works at wal-mart.
by Matthew Reed- Hansen May 13, 2008
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K-Mart

Today on Living With Martha....My Cheap Shit From K-Mart
by KAILEE&TIFFANY June 6, 2003
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emo mart

the coolest shop on this whole planet, which has sales on razorblades and speshhulls on converse and bandana packages, so you can look scene and emo for your myspace pictures. emo mart also sells crackers, boxes of sharp items, and promotes emobuster video and McEmos.
welcome to emo mart. we have a sale on razorblades. we alos have a speshhull on converse and bandana packages so you can look scene and emo for your myspace pictures... yeeeah...
by leannexxxx May 23, 2008
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K mart

a place where they work you to death and the managers don't do shit so in other words your a slave for about 7 dollars and hour i know because i work there
Dustin: " hey eric what are you doing tonight?"
Eric: "working at k mart."
Dustin "man you a k slave."
by bryan sorensen September 9, 2008
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Maartechen Syndrome

A rare medical condition that causes the patient to not have a reflection in mirrors. There is currently no explanation for this condition. It affects less than 0.01% of the population.
(regarding a goth) "She's such a loser. I bet she wishes she had Maartechen Syndrome."
by 2CleverUsername November 2, 2007
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Maarten

He is god on earth. You can't really doubt him. If he is in the room you will feel his presence. (girl will be aroused instantly and men will be overflowed with jealousy ) Its oke If you want to be like him because if Maarten could be someone he would like to be Maarten too!

If you come across a Maarten make sure to pay up to get in the only heaven that exists (only excepts PayPal and cash)
Girl: hey is it just me or is my p*ssy getting wet?
Other girl: no, I just saw Maarten enter the room!
by Maarten(duh...) October 8, 2019
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