Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy
by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018
Get the Mikeymug. I can guarantee that THAT guy saying something about your daughter is the least sexually bad thing anyone is going to do to your daughter and you're not going to do anything to the other guy either.
Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."
by Hym Iam November 9, 2023
Get the Mikeymug. Person 1: “Thank god she didn’t turn into a loli”
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK
by Onira April 7, 2024
Get the Mikey’s cursemug. Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat
by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 3, 2020
Get the Mikey McDonoughmug. Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.
I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.
I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.
by CGA September 24, 2008
Get the Mikey Mitchellmug. THE epic gamer. With his ability it attract abgs with one look. He has the ultimate rizz and know how to talk to any girl.
Mikey is the rizzler. Mikey is HIM
by MikeyTheRizzler December 4, 2022
Get the Mikeymug. fat basterd has no people because he easts them gegggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
by bigdaddy653 March 7, 2022
Get the mikeymug.