mistake

When you fuck an ugly bitch then come in her pussy, so then, later, you realize the condom has broken.

mistake
Nigger: This bitch is ugly, but Ima fuck the living hell outta her anyway.
Bitch: ohhh yeahhh, yeahhhh... coming together
Nigger:... yaeaahh... yeahh... yes.. shockeduh? WTF?!

by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008

Mistake

Obama

Bob- i voted for Obama

Bob- damnit that was the nigger?, what a "mistake".

by Kain Rize July 2, 2009

mista Ed

a talking horse on tv

i watched mista ed on tv yesterday

by nicollette October 8, 2004

Mintal

adjective: to describe an item or act that pleases the viewer whilst evoking emotions of craziness. A hybrid of mint and mental.

Did you see Divey bounce down the cycle path? It was mintal, man!

by Nodmeister February 8, 2006

milftang

Ohio slang for a female's vagina; slang for a very physically attractive female

"I stuck my member in her milftang"

by Coach Carson February 16, 2009

backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies

Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*

by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010

minta

ass with strawberry blonde hair

alright "minta"
wot you mean u slept wit ya mrs while she was sleeping?!

by burt December 12, 2003