Midnight Sun 

Said to be the novel Twilight written from the character perspective of Edward Cullen.

Unfortunately copies of the midnight sun unfinished manuscript were released on the internet. distraught by the news, Meyer decided to put the production of midnight sun on hold "indefinitely". and in order to cure fans of their "guilt" of reading it illegally, she decided to put copies of the manuscript on her website.

This novel offers a different side to the story of Edward Cullen. Now all the bullshit pessimist who believed that Edward Cullen had no life and was too obsessed with Bella can shut the fuck up after reading midnight sun.

Example #1

dumbass: "i read twilight, it was good but Edward Cullen loves Bella too much".
genius: "did you read midnight sun"?
dumbass: "no but-"
genius: "well shut the fuck up because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"!


Example #2

Genius #2: i had no idea Edward had life, thank god im not an ignorant asshole and that i took the time to read midnight sun to gain a little perspective.

Midnight Sun by TrinityLife October 29, 2008

midnight sneak 

The act of gently sliding your man meat into your unconscious partners bum hole at the stroke of midnight (12:00 a.m).

Chuck Norris gave that dirty whore the midnight sneak so hard that she shat out of her mouth.

midnight sneak by Ifeltathigh December 23, 2006

midnight lunar lander 

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

midnight lunar lander by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008

Midnight Swap 

1. When your hoe aint your hoe no mo, because you realize that the the clock has hit midnight and it's time to swap hoes

2. After you break one off in your hoe, you pass your hoe off to whoever is around that is down with sloppy seconds

3. Also known as Vaginal Speed Dating. Every 15 minutes you swap rooms, until you pump every hoe in sight

While Charles was in the bathroom, Paul pulled a midnight swap by dumping a huge load in Charles' hoe. Not realizing what just happened Charles' got very excited and went down on the dripping wet dirty taint.

Midnight Swap by Tmoney35 December 21, 2009

midnight swim 

A midnight swim is sex at midnight

Wanna be my midnight swim?

midnight swim by Manhole yogi January 4, 2016

midnight surprise 

While sleeping with your girlfriend, quickly yank down your pants and sit on her face, after doing so you may let out a large puddle blanket, which may spray fecal matter on the woman's lips and or nose.

Man, While sarah was sleeping I gave the ol' midnight surprise with a swift poop spray to the mouth.

midnight surprise by Shizni December 9, 2008

Midnight Rain

When a male has a nocturnal emission so powerful that he squirts onto his ceiling and his emission drips down on him.

Guy1: Last night I was sleeping and all of a sudden it felt like it was raining, it turned out I just experienced Midnight Rain.
Guy2: Whens the last time you jacked off?
Guy1: Its been a while....

Midnight Rain by MidnightRain March 13, 2011