flea on meth

Something that jumps around a lot.

A flea normally jumps around quite a bit, but imagine one on speed (or meth, since it sounds better than speed). That would be chaotic.
Joe, my son, had a bottle of Coke, and for the next few hours, he was jumping around like a flea on meth.
by AtlanticComputer January 03, 2021
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Ass-meth

The intentional placement of meth into ones ass with the intent to use at a later time; usually while incarcerated. Often dispersed to fellow inmates. Commonly laced with fecal matter.
Can you believe all those inmates shared his ass-meth.
by Eric whitefoot October 04, 2021
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craftal meth

the addiction you experience from playing Starcraft or World of Warcraft
"John hasn't texted me back in days!"
"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."
by jessplaysuke October 02, 2011
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meth gulp

has no definition and is used to stigmatized some apparent meth users
that's a meth gulp
by cat 435 July 12, 2022
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Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 09, 2020
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Meth Monkey

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
by TrumpsLeftNut July 21, 2023
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Hot meth

A tweaker that is a "hot mess"
by Taylormade31 January 31, 2021
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