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Markus

: who is that

:markus he is kinda stupid
by Aliencookie December 2, 2019
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Marky

marky is a red head that had a red carpet in her pants
hey marky how is your carpet?
its very read today
by cookster444 January 27, 2009
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St Marys Catholic School

A English Secondary School Found In Bishop Stortford, Hertfordshire. As This School Is The Only Catholic School Around The Area. 70% Of Students Travel To School By Coaches Supplied By The Council.
One Of The Most Popular Storys Is About The 'Gray Lady' A Nun Who Appears To Haunt The Language Block Tower Of St Marys School.
The School Is Going Through Many So Called Improvements; Some Better Than Others.

The Current HeadTeacher Is: Mr Sharpe
by 12437102478 April 19, 2007
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Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!
Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.
by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006
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x marks the spot

a sexual position where an individual lays on the ground and makes an 'x' with his or her body.

then inserts each of his or her hands and feet into four consenting women.
coque was thrilled to learn that elaine and her three friends were interested in a little game of x marks the spot.
by j to the bizzle November 10, 2006
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Markass

The nickname given to mark hoppus of blink 182 by guitarist tom delonge
Tom delonge: ur such a fag markass
by marcus williams July 19, 2007
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Stretch Marks

Let's just say when I give you stretch marks, it has nothing to do with pregnancy... or your stomach ;)
Dirty girl I wanna give you some stretch marks
by DirtyBoy654 February 10, 2010
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