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The Marauders Map

When receiving fellatio right before you cum she takes a vape hit. She blows a ring of smoke then spits the cum through the ring. The goal is to catch the cum in your own mouth.
Dude 1: How'd you go last night?
Dude 2: Dude she gave me the marauders map!
Dude 1: Did it taste like vape?
Dude 2: You'll have to try it for yourself ;)
by ndawg7 September 27, 2018
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MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.
The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP
by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024
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Road Map Ass

When a girl (or guy) has stretch marks all over their ass that looks like a road map.
by Scorpyon November 29, 2023
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Deutsch Homolesbian Mapping

Deutsch Homolesbian Mapping is a definition used to discribe a specific youtuber called Dutch Republic Mapping.
It first began when (s)he made a coming out video, in that video (s)he explains her/his feelings and discribes his troubles of being a shemale homolesbian cunt.
Dutch is homolesbian / Deutsch Homolesbian Mapping.
by nogger_69 February 19, 2018
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MAP

adjective, that describes a person, who's sexually attracted to minors
A.K.A a pedophile
Person 1: I jerk off to minors
Twitter user: That means your a MAP
Person 2: No, he's a pedophile and should be reported to the authorities
by Gamer231 June 14, 2023
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ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.
ice's first law of maps just look at some maps
by icesuu July 9, 2021
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MAP

1. A place to get you point A to point b
2. A gay person that is a Pedo ( this can be a fag or dyke)
1. I need a map to help directions
2. He is a map because he is in a relationship with a boy
by 459395 February 20, 2022
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