j lingo

A crazy or foolish person with (intentionally or unintentionally) split personalities having a conversation with their self out loud on the streets.

in order for a person to communicate with a j-cat the person has to speak in j lingo to be at the other person's level of understanding.

aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!

by jukebox427 June 7, 2024

Neuro Linguistic Programming

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neuro Linguistic Programming

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Meta-Linguistics

The study of language from a level "above" its grammar and vocabulary, focusing on the unspoken, contextual, and social rules that govern how language is used to achieve power, build relationships, and construct reality. It analyzes the frames, metaphors, politeness strategies, and presuppositions embedded in speech. It's not what you say, but the hidden game you're playing by saying it that way.

Example: A politician says, "Let's have a conversation about entitlement reform." Meta-Linguistics analyzes this not for policy details (there are none), but for its framing: labeling social security as an "entitlement" (vs. "earned benefit"), and calling for a "conversation" (vs. a "plan") are strategic moves to shape public perception before any debate even starts.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Its all Linguine in The Fettuccine

Its all cool, everything is as it should be. This is the phrase you use when you want to give off good vibes and let everybody know to take a chill pill every once in a while.

Guy #1: Hey man I heard you lost your job, you coolin?

Guy #2: Yeah I got fired but Its all Linguine in the Fettuccine cuz I got put on with another job payin double😎

by The Chillest Villain July 20, 2019

Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion

Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"

by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021

World showcase lingus

Another word play on a disney epcot attraction. The world showcase lagoon. In this case. World showcase lingus refers to an all nude women s busbee berkeley style revue where a member of the audience is chosen at random. He or she must then give each kooter a lick before the dance number is over if the contestants wins he/she receives kooter cash coupons redeemable at any "dicks knee world resort". Or any adult themed attraction such as "dicks knees 20
000 licks under the see".

I won world showcase lingus and now my gf is hella jealous!"

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021