When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.
Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!
by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008
Get the John Lennon mug.If you ask dumb questions that could have been answered in 30 seconds on Google, think you are such a special snowflake that you deserve your own sales pitch instead of looking at ones already online, you pulled a Lenox.
If you go full on attack like the Hulk, you Lenoxed out.
If you ask for earning shots and other biz-oppy things then that is so Lenox.
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If you go full on attack like the Hulk, you Lenoxed out.
If you ask for earning shots and other biz-oppy things then that is so Lenox.
And so on, and so forth.
by elBenbo's puppet January 7, 2017
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1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).
2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"
1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).
2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"
"Definition 1" Example:
Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.
"Definition 2" Example:
Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.
Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.
"Definition 2" Example:
Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.
by Spoofsmanship April 20, 2010
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by White nigger Bhoy January 30, 2019
Get the Lennon mug.A Leison is a small creature found in the sewers. It is highly volatile and will kill you if you find yourself within its range. The only way to ward off this spawn of hell is to send offerings of anime body pillows and nekomimi figurines. The Leison will accept the offerings as a sign of peace and leave the giver alone.
by Jujubird01 February 3, 2020
Get the Leison mug.Having an willie that happens to way half your body weight. When owner becomes deceased at their funeral it is necessary to place their dirty Lennon in there hand for the open casket.
Such a shame about Lennon passing away. The funeral service was lovely. They presented his a dirty Lennon wonderfully.
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