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Lego

A painful torture device that is useful when a person is not wearing slippers or shoes.
Fuck me! I forgot to put on my slippers when I went in my kid's room, and now I have Lego feet!
by watchuwellusleepin August 15, 2018
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Lego

Yeah, I'm a Lego. I'm going to build a wall. A HUUUUGE WALL!
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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Lego

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Lego

Lego is a fun brick
Lego is good
by Opeope June 20, 2022
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Drunk Lego's

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019
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LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.
"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"
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Lego mech

when you make a Lego mech that u play with until u need more parts
man 1: I wanna make a LEGO MECH
man 2: ok u degenerate
by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022
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