Kitchen tattoo

The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.

"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"

by beingeco October 17, 2021

slippery kitchen worktop

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)

mums love slippery kitchen worktops

by moiralinaa July 12, 2009

red hot kitchen

Horny, Sexually aroused, waiting with haste, need of comfort, needy

I am red hot kitchen

by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013

Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023

Kitchener

It was named Town of Berlin from 1854 until 1912.
Small city located in Southern Ontario, Canada. Last place to go for a vacation.

The only good places in Kitchener are The KPL Main Library, City Hall, clubs and Awesome University.

Yea all geeky places.

Kitchen-er - Water-loo

Think of it like a kitchen.

1: Hey where're ya from ?
2: ...Kitchener

by disconnect November 16, 2009

Cleaning your kitchen

This is when you spread your ass cheeks and someone licks your butthole.

Gay boy- Ayyy, I'm gonna be cleaning your kitchen tonight, -wink-.
Straight boy- Nawww, I'm straight, you faggot.

by P0000000000P298356398497853257 January 19, 2009

On The Kitchen Counter

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.

"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"

by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008