a dirty kate is when it is raining outside so your mum proceeds to give you an umbrella with a bottle of vodka and you use the rain as lubricant and stick the umbrella up your anus until you feel it in your tits then proceed to skull the vodka doing a vortekke and making out with a 15 year old.
dante: Kate why did you finish the vodka?
kate: because i like 15 year olds and dirty kate is my favourite exhibition dance at formal
kate: because i like 15 year olds and dirty kate is my favourite exhibition dance at formal
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by FuzeLine October 28, 2005
1) an eating-disorder-ridden, indecisive, eager-to-please perfectionist
2) a sweet, unassuming virgin who is most likely quiet and timid, speaking more with noises (hm, oh, mm) and sound bites (fun, sounds good, whatever you want to do) than actual words, often accompanied by excessive eye-lash batting and pursing of lips. see mary with a twist
3. prude, but with sooo much potential i.e. perfection
2) a sweet, unassuming virgin who is most likely quiet and timid, speaking more with noises (hm, oh, mm) and sound bites (fun, sounds good, whatever you want to do) than actual words, often accompanied by excessive eye-lash batting and pursing of lips. see mary with a twist
3. prude, but with sooo much potential i.e. perfection
1) man you couldn’t decide on what food to order and now you're not eating it.... you going mary kate on me?
2a) i dated some britneys but I'm marrying a mary kate
2b) good luck they are a dying breed....
3a) man, all the girls at this party are whores… wait a second, who’s that hottie?
3b) that’s mary kate. she’s gorgeous, but she’s waiting til marriage.
3a) damn.
2a) i dated some britneys but I'm marrying a mary kate
2b) good luck they are a dying breed....
3a) man, all the girls at this party are whores… wait a second, who’s that hottie?
3b) that’s mary kate. she’s gorgeous, but she’s waiting til marriage.
3a) damn.
by mcluvin8485 March 19, 2009
Being amazing in bed with the skills of being flexible, with exemplary oral skills and enjoying a good cuddle afterwards :)
"that girl was a right kate taylor, we did it in ever room of the house, then she made me a sandwich"
by taylord92 July 03, 2009
Kate Moss IS a talented model, but not good looking at all in real life. She has the talent of appearing damn near perfect in pictures, even though she looks all cracked up and broken in real life. No one can deny that she's talented with that.
by Beckster1 February 18, 2008