A self-proclaimed "master of seduction", who in reality functions like an opposite pole of the female gender. Women usually repel "JoneGolf's" in their natural state.
Wow, look at that douchebag. He's gotta be a JoneGolf.
Fuck that guy, JoneGolf-looking ass bitch.
He asked if I wanted to go home with him, but he was ugly AF and smelt like sweat and shit. I think he farted, UGH!
Fuck that guy, JoneGolf-looking ass bitch.
He asked if I wanted to go home with him, but he was ugly AF and smelt like sweat and shit. I think he farted, UGH!
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Usually at least 180cm or 6ft tall, dark hair color , bright eyes and generally a bigger man in several ways.
John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant. held his family in high regards and hopes to have his own in the future.
John is efficient, only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.
John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.
John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
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Usually at least 180cm or 6ft tall, dark hair color , bright eyes and generally a bigger man in several ways.
John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant. held his family in high regards and hopes to have his own in the future.
John is efficient, only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.
John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.
John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
also the best clans/rust/any other game
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